“Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.”
“You don’t pause to stomp on the ants when a herd of stampeding elephants is behind you.”
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to get lost in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.
A friend is someone you call to help you move. A best friend is someone you call to help you move a body.